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Monday
Apr092018

I've got nothing

Sitting at the keyboard
Staring at the screen,
A case of bike blog writer’s block
The worst I’ve ever seen.

The bicycle so simple
You push one pedal down,
The other one comes up again
And the wheels go round and round.

Have I reached the limit?
Is there any more to say?
Will it all come back again
If I wait another day?

I go on to Bike Forums
To try to find ideas
But they’re asking “If I shave my legs,
Will my wife think I’m queer?” 

I struggle to find answers
To questions quite inane,
Like, "Do you still commute to work
If it looks like rain."

And on the vintage forum
Someone’s asking for advice,
On dating a Bottechia
I say, “Why not if she’s nice.”

Writing about nothing
And even make it rhyme,
Is really not that difficult
All it takes is time.

But to write exclusively about
A subject like a bike, 
And try to keep it interesting
The stuff that people like.

Is really not that easy
And like my Momma said,
There will always be days like these
When there’s nothing in my head.

If by chance you are still reading
Maybe I’ve entertained,
I’ve made something out of nothing
And my posting’s not in vain.


Please check back again, after this it can only get better.

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Reader Comments (9)

Absolute brilliant!!!!

April 9, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChris

Bravo!

April 9, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterlemmiwinks

Dave The ONLY answer to your problems, is to "JUST GO RIDE THE BLOODY BIKE" Mate, That is what life is all about. Words are JUST THAT words. Like the man said, ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS It really does, try it you will like it

April 9, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterjohn crump

You make my day, thank you!

April 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJorge De Haro

What Chris said.

Absolute brilliant!!!!

April 10, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKeith

Well played.

April 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBob Bowes

Thank You !!! ;-)

April 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMircea Andrei Ghinea

Cute!

Do you hang out at BikeForums? I'm there all the time, but mostly in the commuter forum, not too often in C&V.

April 17, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRubeRad

"Dating a Boteccia" SO FUNNY!!

April 19, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAlexander López

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